Sarcasm...

My top ten for this awful Monday morning...

10. LeBron shoots 5/20 from the field against the Lakers and said they needed to lose the game 'cuz they needed their home streak to come to an end.

9. John Rollins is up by 3 with 5 to go and loses...says he's not that upset 'cuz he still made $574,000 at the Buick

8. Kevin Towers calls Mark Prior his ace in the hole...what?

7. So this gal has octuplets to go with her six other kids. She's unmarried and somebody will help her out...so she says

6. Lefty (Phil Mickelson) decides to go righty 'cuz he's mastered the left side and is almost where he should be...

5. ARod is named in a steroids probe back in 2003. All names should be named so says Kurt Schilling...how many players are in the league?

4. Did you know the Buick used to be the Andy Williams San Diego Open? And he is still alive and kicking...he was at the Grammy's last night

3. What, when, why, where, who on earth are the Jonas Bros? If Stevie Wonder could have seen who was warbling with him last night he would have freaked. Get rid of them please.

2. The NFC beat the AFC is the Pro Bowl in Hawaii, 30-21...the line was 8...and there were only 2 penalties in the entire game and one of them was called by the ref in the booth...Ed Hochuli where were you?

1. American Idol produces some mighty great talents...but what ever happened to the Silver Fox, Ruben, Clay, Fantasia, Justin? I'm just thinkin'...