Top Ten

My top ten for the week:

1. 1. Ichiro sidelined for 15 days due to a bleeding ulcer. Pundits are blaming the WBC? What?
2. Lefty goes to Texas and takes on the Shell to get ready for the Masters and shoots 5 over in the 1st round...nice prep FIGJAM...
3. Tatoo you gets ousted from Idol and tells Simon she doesn't care what he thinks. Simon goes ballistic and says it makes no difference how she performs on the "save me song"...
4. Stephen Strasburg gets to pitch at Petco and throws 6 innings of shut out ball...hit 99 for tops and is the clear leader for the 1st pick in the MLB draft...
5. OSU beats UTEP for the ...wait, I don't know...title, in a best of 3 match. What the he-- is this all about? Did our president make this up for his bro-in law or what?
6. The FIPJAM crew: Madonna, Britney, Lindsay, and Paris...still make news to the paparazzi and we are waiting for the train wreck...
7. The LPGA tour is in the desert and no longer has any of the big 4 tv systems following them. It's the golf channel or nuttin. Too bad as they are more interesting than the Seniors, er...I mean the Champions...it's the Dinah Shore for goodness sake! It's the Chevrolet in the USA...
8. Watching the LA Angels march stud pitcher after stud pitcher , who all throw 94, to the mound, just shows me how bad the Pads scouting has been...
9. Follow the $ in the Big Dance. Be aware of who gets what...it's all a big sham...it will shake your tree...
10. And to show that what I talk about is mindless dribble, the massacre in upstate NY, brings you back to reality...so sad...